The modern world we live in

[Dak]

To the tune of 'Leaving on a Jet plane' by Peter, Paul and Mary or John Denver, depending on your tastes lol

These lyrics copyrighted by Steve Goodie and Jeff Kobal 2009.



Got my captain’s hat and my clip-on tie, got my pilot’s wings and I’m ready to fly
I even brought my laptop and iPhone
Now I'm bored to tears, at 30,000 feet, I'm on Facebook, and I'm posting Tweets
I’m blogging while I’m logging hours flown

So text me and chat with me, quick, before I hit a tree
I missed my stop, by a hundred miles or so
'Cause I'm tweetin' on a jet plane, the one I should be piloting
OMG, I got to go

So many times I've fooled around, made the passengers bounce up and down
I lost my way while bidding on e-bay
Now I’m circling back to where I overshot, I never thought that I'd get caught
When I come down, they'll haul my butt away

So poke me and chat with me, I’m pirating a DVD
Hold my calls, I love this video
And I'm tweetin' on a jet plane, don't know when I'll look up again
LOL, look out below

Now the time has come to land it, hope I can manage it one-handed
I'll close my eyes and aim for the runway (use the Force)
My license is gonna get revoked, my mom is gonna have a freakin’ stroke
But I’ll have time to Google more each day

So text me and chat with me, oh, wait... did I just pass Terminal 3?
I mapquested and I can’t find my way home
'Cause I'm tweetin' on a jet plane, I hope they let me fly again
Next year, if I make parole
I'm tweetin' on a jet plane, my job has just gone down the drain
No problem, I habla espanol

[Mitz]

unreal....I love this....LOL LOL LOL!!!!!

[Solracnas]

I wouldn't like that guy to be my pilot.. But it's true Twitter, Facebook, and texting is getting overly involved in everyday life.